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One of my friends at my office told me this information, actually I never knew this simple thing until then. So I decide to share it with all of you.

W.I.F.E.

W - Washing

I - Ironing

F - Fucking

E - Etc

Oow but you know, the coolest thing is definition of fiancée, but I'm not going put it in here. Don't ask me why.

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Universal law:

"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money"

First law:

"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
Any external agent (brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "

Second law:

"the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "

Third law:

"the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while slapping."

Don't panic you can't use these version of Newton's Laws in math. But you'll realize they are more true and practical. If we use (apply) them correctly, we can avoid some major issues in your lives. Just try to think like Newton (you also can be a nut like him)....

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Type *# 0 6 #

After you enter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:

43 4 5 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5 6

• IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on Emirates which is very Bad quality
• IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it¢s manufactured in Germany which is not bad
• IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it¢s manufactured in Finland which is Good
• IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it¢ s manufactured in France which is the best Mobile Quality ...

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Swami Vivekananda said that "Save your self by your self". A good friend of mine sent that statement and some more via email. Sure it'll always work. But don't foget to help/save others whenever you can.

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Think everyone knows about Shrek, I like him, and I found some similarities between me and Shrek ( it's crazy but its true). I also have annoying friends like “Donkey”, “Puss in boots” and fairy-tale creatures. I too like to be alone (solitude in my room). Anyway I still couldn’t rescue my Fiona (She doesn’t want to be rescued). So she is still “far far away...”.

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